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Tooth Fairy

November 16, 2007

Animal, I don't care what JC says about you......you're alright you sexy manbeast.

Sandra

November 16, 2007

What happened to the Friday date? Still playing?

Animal

November 16, 2007

UPDATE!!

Tooth Fairy

November 13, 2007

Damn..........how about an update you cheeky little bastards?

I say that with mucho love you buttholes.

Sandra

November 12, 2007

Yeah I do!! =] hehehe

Animal

November 12, 2007

ROFL!!

JC

November 11, 2007

hey Sandra....se this?

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I didn't see it either

Sandra

November 9, 2007

Cool! It's nice to know I'm not imagining things. Hehehe

Animal

November 8, 2007

I see it too!!

Sandra

November 8, 2007

Hey guys! I'm seeing things again only this time it looks like it's in Vietnamese HAHAHA! Something about Pentium 4.

Vik

November 6, 2007

Yo folks...greetings from Maxfield land! We have a weekend off! (Well, we still practice. :D) But we are gigless this weekend. It was a crazy month of October. We played every weekend, and the first one in November too! JC has really stepped up with his vocals, and even I sing now! I'm hoping everyone is digging the Metallica... I, for one, am ecstatic right now. It's been a crazy, fun, interesting, and sometimes scary ride. But with the help of all our folks, we will make it through and live to rock another day. Hope to see everyone at least the 17th of November, and MAYBE the 16th. That still has yet to be determined... Who has the shirt with the dates on it? lol

Later Maxfoliages....

Vik

Sandra

November 3, 2007

In the comment that was erased from the guestbook =)

Animal

November 3, 2007

Spanish?? Where??

Sandra

October 31, 2007

Hey guys since when do you get spam in Spanish? =l

Vik

October 29, 2007

To Taz:

You are sorely missed. You are an ultra-bad-ass and I think you will kick-ass at anything you try. Your talent is astounding, and it's a pretty nice thing to come here and say something how you did. Thanks dude. I can say that there are no bad feelings and I appreciate knowing you, in the band or not. Break a leg, man.

Vik

October 29, 2007

Word, bitch! Excuse me...Mr. Bitch! Glad you and the kids dug it! And as always, Mrs. Bitch's appearance was appreciated as well. =D It was definately an awesome time. Fun, food, and freakiness was everywhere. Thanks to all those who contributed time, effort, and whore's doovrays. I never figured out why they call them that...but they good! It was my FIRST Halloween bash at the Peppermill, and it was outrageous...we played some new songs (new to US...) and got to belt out a few too. :) Hope I didn't wreck TOO many people's ear-drums. lol Anyways, thanks to all who attended and helped. You are appreciated! I love all you guys!

Band Bitch And Family

October 28, 2007

Thanks for the good time yall!.
The best one yet. Thanks for including the kids in the costume contest. JC has a mic Vic has one, lets give one to Animal as well and see what happends.. Love yall..
B&J

JC

October 28, 2007

Satan fits you just fine.

Animal

October 24, 2007

Any ideas on what I should dress up as this Saturday??

Animal

October 19, 2007

Thanks for the constructive criticism, whoever you are :P

October 18, 2007

NEW WEB PAGE SUCKS GUYS

Sandra

October 16, 2007

Love Ya' Taz. =]

Taz

October 16, 2007

Thanks Sandra, I will keep my nose in the air for that smell and know its you!I'll miss ya darlin!

Sandra

October 14, 2007

Enjoyed the gig Guys!! To you Taz hope all goes great for you Dear. I'll smoke a clove cig for you. =]

JC

October 13, 2007

Yes, the Tazster is missed. If things were not ment to be, they just are not ment to be. Sometimes it takes a while to figure that out. That does not make anybody a bad guy and there is no need to bad mouth anybody. We all just realized we needed to go our seperate ways. For those who know this Biz, Taz, and the Max- Boys, too, will all need support. And our friends are the best.

Good luck Taz.

Taz

October 12, 2007

Hey Max nation, just wanted all of you guys to know that i will miss everyone of you crazy and dedicated fans!! Sorry i had to step aside and let my band mates down,as well as you supporters! But as life goes,sometimes there are circumstances and differences in a relationship!But i would never bad mouth any of these guys to anyone, and i'm sure they would'nt either! My son and Job come first,and my choice of music in a band are different!But keep supporting these die hards(as well as me)as we will always try to entertain you with our soul!!!!!! thanks ya'll,and I will miss you and the guys!See ya in another life!

October 10, 2007

Awesome!!!Way too go TazMan

Sandra

October 7, 2007

Looking forward to the gig. Will miss TazMan.

JC

October 7, 2007

We just might have Vik back, which would be a great thing. C u Fri nite

Sandra

October 7, 2007

Wow! What a shock!! Sorry to hear of the guys leaving. Will be at the Peppermill on the 12th to still rock the house.

Vik

September 24, 2007

Hello friends, fans, hangers-on, dingle-berries, and fellow Maxfieldians...

If you were at the Peppermill this past Saturday, thanks! If you weren't, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but you missed maybe one of the best shows...EVER. We threw down super-cool-Maxfield style. There was one "patriotic" moment that I hope didn't make anyone but ME sick. :) Taz even loaned a little time on the skinz to help me out. JC and Animal were the wall of rythm section, as per kick-ass usual. Mix together songs, the sound, the people, and a little bit o' whiskey, and BAM! Instant rock-n-roll gratification! Hopefully we will continue to serve this delicious dish in the future. (We are STILL exapnding the menu, also.) Anyways, Maxfield ROCKED, the people ROCKED, and if you are reading this...YOU ROCK!

Taz

September 24, 2007

What uo sista Sarah! sorry but S.C. sucks! But so will Texas against Oklahoma, so i can't talk! Miss you guys! wish you guys lived in Texas, where we live it large!!!

Taz

September 24, 2007

J.C. we do have 3 fans on stage and they do blow! BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Sandra

September 23, 2007

Hey Guys! Enjoyed the gig as usual and look forward to hearing you again on October 12th!! =)

JC

September 23, 2007

We don't have fans...we have friends.

September 23, 2007

Wow. Now THAT'S what I call a FAN! Anyways...I just wanted to say that you guys rocked the FUCK outta that place tonight. I felt proud to be up there with all of you. Thank y'all very much. I appreciate all you guys being there, and pouring you hearts into the performance. It felt like coming home. Awesome night! You guys kicked serious ass!!! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Milfy

September 22, 2007

I want to blow you all!

Animal

September 22, 2007

Thanks to MJ & The Bone for lettin us rock out!! LOVE playin' The Bone!!

Animal

September 21, 2007

Dinner together?!?! Do I HAVE to watch Taz eat?? Has anyone ever seen that?!?! In the immortal words or Ray Wylie Hubbard,"Bhuhuhuhuhuhu!"

Sister Sarah

September 20, 2007

Greetings from South Carolina. Hey, the Deep Ellum sounds enticing. GOODNESS! Have Fun Guys! Sounds like a blast! He don't forget to watch USC/LSU game 2:30p your time. Hope we don't suck! =)

Taz

September 18, 2007

I don't what happen to Vik at Deep Ellum @ "The Bone", but he talks funny now! I hate to hear what he sounds like after we play the ROOFTOP @ "The Bone" this friday!

Vik

September 18, 2007

Yo biz-nitches....whut da hell goin' on, maing??! I wanna send big ups and shouts to all my homies at Da Bone! Yeah, uhh. If you was there, you KNOW what I'm sayin'. Thanks for supportin' some old OGs doin' they bidness. And fellas, y'all threw down. Straight up, man. Right on.

Animal

September 16, 2007

Last Thursday at The Bone kicked major ass!! I'm REALLY lookin' forward to this FRIDAY at The Bone again!!

Taz

September 10, 2007

Man it was cool to see some old max fans make ther way to surprise us saturday! You guys KNOW who you ARE, and thanks for the support again! definitly missed ya'll fucking with us!!!!!!! Good luck with "your own hair cut Biz" and good luck to the"show us you tats" biz too!

Vik

September 10, 2007

Nice one. THanx to the friendz and folkz for showin' up! Looks like we ALL did this past Saturday. Good job, dudes!

Animal

September 8, 2007

I'm feeling like I might let all 5 limbs loose tonight!!

Vik

September 8, 2007

My thingy is engorged!!

Animal

September 3, 2007

We have a couple of "last minute" gigs coming up!! Check the calendar!!

Animal

August 31, 2007

word!

Vik

August 28, 2007

What's goin' on Maxfieldians?!? Guess I will see you crazy knuckle-heads tomorrow. I hope everyone is doing better then well. And as far as the folks out there who've been commenting...you are all awesome! YOU keep ME and ALL OF US motivated to show up and KICK ASS like there is no tomorrow. I hope to see all of you at the next gig. Where I believe we will thoroughly rock your A$$!

trisha

August 28, 2007

Just wanted 2 say hi and hope i can come see yall soon

Taz

August 23, 2007

Well, for the record, i think i'm more shit than sexy! but hey, we cant be shit without you feeding us! love you guys! stay out of trouble stool lovers!

Animal

August 22, 2007

Thanks Trisha!! We ain't "shit" without you, so right back at ya!!

trisha

August 22, 2007

I JUST WANTED 2 LET YALL KNOWN THAT I THINK YALL R THE SHIT.STAY SEXY TAZ AND DO WHAT YALL DO BEST ROCK

Taz

August 21, 2007

Daddy says, what are you doin up this late son! but i'm glad you learned how to work the computer now at 3 years old!be nice to mommy okay!now share the computer with her little man!

Shandale

August 17, 2007

Lantz says Hi DADDY

Animal

August 13, 2007

I've got an itchin!!

Taz

August 7, 2007

Also, i wanna thank all you new -comers to our web site that that filled out E-mailers at our gigs! WE are nothing without you, And only crazy people like you make it worth-while for us!!!!!!!!!LOve all the new and old party=ers that make us feel good!Cant wait to see anyone of you pshycho's at our next gig!!!Peace-LOVE-Dance-& Bang_TAZ

Taz

August 7, 2007

I second that notion! Susan,i told you before, incredible work on the E-mailer flyers for the gigs!

Animal

August 6, 2007

Big thanks to Susan for kickin ass on the flyers!! Awesome work!!

Alias

August 4, 2007

Did that guy crap a small dog on the first page? Now I know I gotta see ya. That takes talent.

Taz's fan club president(FABIAN PARISH)

August 2, 2007

I hate myself for loving Taz, but he is what you call x-centric!!!!!!Please support the MAX-BOYS,cause without them,there would be no reason for me(taz fan prez.)to have a life!go Taz go........call me,and can you loan me $20.00 bucks?C'mon dammnit, I need it for the gig this Saturday!Oh i forget,just call me then!

August 2, 2007

JC eats boogers

Animal

August 1, 2007

9:30?!?! Its trickery and tom-foolery I tell ya!!

Band Bitch and Woman

July 30, 2007

Ohh, the gig starts at 9:30? In the 8 years I`ve following you guys, its never started B4 10:30. Cant wait til Saturday so we can ROCK TIL WE DROP!

JC

July 22, 2007

Thanx to Red, her friend, Jacquie and her Bitch, Vic,s friends and family, Drunk Guy, the tatto dude and his old lady and their friends with the Skynard T on, Deb and Susan, Chuck, Tammy, beer drinkers and hell raisers, the rest of the Max-Boyz, Pammie Pie and every one else for making last night so fun for me. It served as a nice send off for me and my vacation. i'm off to galveston.

I love ya Bitches
JC

Taz

July 20, 2007

Its Operation Orgy!! And I'm the ring leader!! I'm the one who keeps everything nice and "straight"!! Yeehaw!! Who wants to "get" me straight??

Alias

July 19, 2007

Well I can't believe this crap! Balls? Boobies? What knida operation are you running here? I'm gonna have to come down there and keep things in line.

Susanadana

July 10, 2007

Balls? How about the boobies? Boobies boobies go away, please don't come back another day! My ears are still ringing from all of the loud GOODNESS from Saturday!

Animal

July 9, 2007

I agree whole heartedly with Vik!! All you people who showed up Saturday thuroughly kicked our asses!! Literally, in some cases!! I don't know who took Jim's nut but he'd like it back when you're done with it!!

Vik

July 9, 2007

Thanks to all the Mafield-ians...Saturday was an awesome time. I think I've got in with the right bunch of fellows. TCOB, brothers!

Jim UnoNut

July 8, 2007

My ball was removed.

Jc aka Craig

June 26, 2007

Dan...you're alive!!! Glad to hear from ya.

Dan Koester

June 24, 2007

Glad to see you're still livin' the dream, JC !!

tAZ

June 23, 2007

They call me Stumpy now, ever since that farm accident (sorry Arnold!!)

JC

June 23, 2007

Did she say "come" or something else?? hehe

tAZ

June 22, 2007

I WANNA SEE TITS,MORE TITS, AND ASS SHAKING THIS SATURDAY!AND THATS THE MINIMUM BY THE MAX BOYS

Vik

June 21, 2007

Well, I'm pretty stumpy...and you never know what might fall out of where. We will need everyone to drink alot and get out on the dance-floor, but then I'm sure nutty good times will be had by all. We'll look forward to seeing you! :D

Dawn

June 20, 2007

If I can see nuts and stumps I just might come.

vik

June 8, 2007

yeah! huh huh... >:[

vik

June 6, 2007

I wanna see some boobies!!

May 25, 2007

Happy Birthday Animal!!!

Dawn

May 23, 2007

You play guitar with your nuts and pull off your stump? I wanna see that.

Vik

May 23, 2007

Yo Maxfieldians...I hope you crazy knuckle-heads are ready to rock some ass at practice tomorrow. I got stumps for fingers, but I taught myself to play all the songs we know using my feet. It's kind of a pain doing the wah-wah pedal with my nuts, but I'm sure I can pull it off. I gotta get some sleep...I've lost alot of blood from my stubs and I feel...cold...

Taz

May 22, 2007

My balls are tingley!

Taz

May 20, 2007

No shit, Animal, Does "THE WOMAN" have any sisters that will let me do what you get to do at the gigs and more! You're lucky dude!!!!!!!!!!

JC

May 20, 2007

Animal...what a woman!

Animal

May 16, 2007

Woohoo!!

Mrs. Animal

May 16, 2007

Thanks for all the congrats and the GREAT pics (jc) hugs to all, and yes of course Animal will still be signing just as many boobs as always!

Vik

May 14, 2007

Yo guys! THANKS! I can't believe I'm IN!!! I appreciate the opportunity, and especially the SUPPORT from EVERYONE involved...especially Band Bitch and Woman. ;D I promise not to go on the carpet, and I won't chew the shoes anymore. Seriously though, you two were an inspiration for me trying as hard as I did. (and will...) And to Liz & Angela...I think from now on every member of Maxfield Parish is supposed to meet with your approval or else. :) And lastly but NEVER least, I want especially thank the Band-Wives-Club. S, D, and K...y'all are the reason this craziness gets to happen and we all love you dearly for it. I need to quit blubbering though....I gotta go practice! I got a varitable ASS-LOAD of songs to learn. Rock on!

Liz & Angela

May 8, 2007

Love the pics from Animals wedding!WE send our Congrats!You and your bride are so cute together.

Band Bitch and Woman

May 6, 2007

We took a vote. We like Vic! We promise to feed him and change his water and let him go outside to go potty. (just kidding Vic) lol.
VIC FOR THE MAIN AX JOB!!!!!

Liz & Angela :)

May 3, 2007

hey! just giving a shout out to you guys and tell Animal congrats again on getting married this upcoming weekend. See you soon (again)!!

JC

April 30, 2007

We are gonna miss you too Mark, but, this thing has not run its course. We just gettin' started...

Missy

April 30, 2007

Sorry to see that other guy go but you do sound better than ever now. Didn't think you were missing anything Saturday night. It was tight enough for me.

Gilbert Martinez

April 28, 2007

Awesome site dudeman. Makes me feel dirty. I like it!

Mark H.

April 27, 2007

U know Im gunna miss throwin down w/yall, JC too, I really luv u's guys. We were destined to go separate ways cause Im tired of playing covers & really needed to get back to writing/recording. I want to fill up the dance floor with headbangers. The songs yall play are great, its just not where my heart is. Most of all, Im gunna miss our friends & fans, they are the reason we do this in the first place. It ran its course & it was awesome; I'd still throw down W/yall anytime.

Scotty ( www.myspace.com/hatefool )

April 26, 2007

Hey guys, since yall have a night off from your tour.........come out and see us at The Ridglea Theater Friday night. The show starts at 8:00, we go on at 9:00. Hope to see yall come out.

jc

April 23, 2007

ok...ok ignernt

Taz

April 19, 2007

sheeeesh, excuse me for not owning a bobbie sock! i prefer igernent than dumb ass though! and why is someone giving away bobbie's socks anyway? did bobbie lose his feet or something? i hope they got washed first!Ive heard of swoppin underwear, but not socks!
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